(Source: misticon, via yourejustkattgaff)
Effie: I VOLUNTEER. I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
Capitol: You can’t do that, you’re an Escort.
Effie: We could do it, you know. Take off. Live in the woods.
Mahogany: They’d catch us.
Effie: Maybe not.
Mahogany: We wouldn’t make it five miles. I’m a table.Saddest love story ever.
I’M A TABLE.
(Source: loveandlore, via air-ick-uh)
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Did you know? - Posing with a controller makes you a gamer. (Taken with instagram)
SWEET DICKS IN HELL SHE’S RIGHT
so true.
- Mom: What were you giving your friend money for?
- Me: Oh we're having a party Sunday night I'm just pitching in some money.
- Mom: Oh good I thought you were buying drugs.
- Me: Not today no.
- Mom: I can't tell if you're kidding or not.
- Me: Weird, neither can I.
Mr & Miss
